
You know what's wild?
The difference between a dead lead and a closed deal is often just one thing...
Getting them to actually RESPOND.
People don't want another sales message. They want to FEEL something. They want to laugh. They want to relate.
Sounds ridiculous, right?
The same ones I've used to turn ghost leads into closed deals over and over again.
Because here's the truth... if you're not making them laugh, you're making it harder on yourself.

Or worse... those three little dots pop up like they're about to respond, then NOTHING.
Here's what most salespeople don't get...
Your prospects aren't ignoring you because they're not interested. They're ignoring you because you're BORING.
You sound like every other desperate salesperson flooding their inbox with "just checking in" and "circling back" messages that make them want to throw their phone in a lake.
I used to be that guy. Sending the same dry follow-ups. Getting ghosted more than a paranormal investigator.
So I compiled the Top 10 memes that absolutely CRUSHED IT for me and my team. The ones that got responses when nothing else would. The ones that turned cold leads into hot buyers.
Then watch what happens when you use them in your follow-up.
Because people don't want another boring sales pitch. They want to laugh. Connect. Feel something.




Yeah, me too.
For years, I watched perfectly good prospects vanish into thin air. Poof. Gone.
I'd send the professional follow-up emails. Leave the voicemails. Text the "just checking in" messages that made me want to punch myself in the face.
Not a carefully crafted sales message.
Just a stupid meme that made me laugh.
They responded in 14 minutes.
These aren't your average internet memes either. These are battle-tested, ghost-busting, commission-generating pieces of gold that get prospects laughing, responding, and buying.
I'm handing you my Top 10 Closer Memes right now. The exact ones that have revived more dead leads than a defibrillator at a heart attack convention.
Need more info? You can find it here.
These memes aren’t just jokes — they’re designed as pattern-interrupts that capture attention and spark engagement during follow-up. According to the site, they’ve been used to revive leads and close 7-figures by replacing the usual “Hey … did you still want this?” message.
Using humor + relevance = better response.
You’ll get examples of how to drop them into texts, emails or social media, so you can Call the Damn Leads with something fresh.
Many students report a boost in confidence after their very first day. Why? Because you'll start with simple, practical actions that build momentum fast. Within a week of following the system, you should notice more prospects saying yes and fewer calls going to voicemail.
What makes this different from other sales training?
While most programs focus on memorizing scripts, we teach you how to have natural conversations that convert. You'll learn the psychology behind why people buy, not just what to say. Plus, you get specific frameworks tested by real closers in the field.
Do I need any special tech or equipment?
Just your phone and an internet connection. Everything is digital and accessible from any device.
How long do I have access to the materials?
This is a lifetime access program. Download the materials once, and they're yours forever. No recurring fees, no subscriptions, no expiration dates.
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